Chatty Joe Biden

Biden oft has nothing to say

But then he says it anyway.

 

Joe Wilson's raison d'etre

"I won't be muzzled,"  Wilson swore,

He's right, of course. Muzzles are for

             --the other end of the horse. 

 This is the epigram I sent to the South Carolina newspaper, The State. Wilson has a video on his web site vowing not to apologize. He is a hero to the Lush Lamebrain Doo-Doo Heads'

Joe Wilson's real chicanery

Lies in his fake sincerity.

 Joe was moved to tears at a news conference upon his return to South Carolina. Oddly, he blamed his downfall on ACORN. That, of course, is nuts.

     Sandford and Wilson both got ripped

     When pants and lips these fools unzipped.

The foibles of these South Carolina politicians would be truly funny but for the fact that their state ranks so far behind in health care for women, children, and the poor of all races.

Hour after hour, twelve people die.

Health insurance they could not buy.

The land of the free ain't is why.

--Statistic based on a Harvard Research Study  

Franken Wins. Bill-O Loses.

Everytime we hear the name

Of Bill-O, Bill O'Reilly,

We will forever link his name

To Franken's Stuart Smiley.

See it all at:

Minnesota Madness

Lines I Couldn't Resist:

     Republicans face the specter

    Of losing face by losing Specter.

"If you get sick, you best die quick."

This, Grayson claims, is the Cons' shtick.

"If you get sick, you need to die."

Lines I Did Resist:

   Sen. John Kyl of Arizona

  Got in bed with Rep. John Boehner.

  The Stimulous Plan made them pout

  So they pulled a Palin and pulled out.

 --of politics and bedfellows

   Listening to many Republicans trying to insert the "ic" factor in describing the Democratic Party, I have to wonder that they don't seem to understand that most of literate America comes down strong on the correct usage of Democratic as an adjective and that by trying to intend a slur actually is more indicative of their own ignorance:

When you say "Democrat Party"

Intead of "Democratic,"

We know you're either ignorant

Or a right-wing fanatic.

  Wacky News   

The Honolulu City Council is considering a $500 fine or six months in jail for bus riders who have offensive odors.

What is it so bad that people do

To stink up buses in Honolulu?

If not the motor, must be the voter

Paying the new fine for body odor.

 

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Security guards hired through Wackenhut Services, a company founded by Dick Nixon's old pal, George, have been holding lewd parties with hookers and booze.

Who are these manic, wacky nuts

Guarding our Afghan embassy?

Oh, I see. They're all Wackenhuts

--Florida-type security

 RESEARCH ITEM: Chester County, PA, is the home of the American

Mushroom Institute--and the Chester County Republican Party, which

boasts of native son's Joseph Lewis' print shop. It produced the first

campaign biography of candidate and future President Abraham Lincoln.

Being a liberal, you see,

I understand all that can be

'Cept those who don't understand me.

           Democracy allows, for unity,

           Ignorance equal opportunity.

    'Cause  you're always wrong,

           if you're always right.

The Puritans. The Taliban.

Can you explain morals in

Government to me again?

To win the race, you must stand fast

To the maxim: You must run fast.

He came in an empty sedan

Said things no one could understand

Managed to shake every hand

Took from our pockets all but sand

Left promising to come again

Some said it was a preacher man

Or at the least, a magician.

But given the apparition

I suspect a politician,

Or else, a mortician.

       These Teabaggers who chose their name

       Should hang their heads and bags in shame.

Is 'Teabagger' an epithet? -- Jay Nordlinger of

National Review Online, argues in an op-ed entitled

 "Rise of an Epithet," that the name may be

detrimental to the cause.

            Lieberman is no friend of man,

            He is the party of one

            The sole Party of Liberman.

              Joe Lieberman, party floater, 

              Loves donors more than the voter.

Why Can't These Fools Keep Their Mouth's Shut?

      Pat Robertson spews a venom,     

      Himself, the demented demon.

         Lush Lamebrain and his Doo-doo heads

     Grow their own hate just like inbreds.

-On the day after the earthquake in Haiti.

Spicy Quips from the Garden Sage:

    Distrust leaders who build trust for themselves

    By making voters distrust someone else.

      Punxsutawney Phil does go on

      Say's, NO, winter will not be gone!

     That rat must be RepubliCon.